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Saturday, March 25, 2006

"I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane!"

A line spoken by Samuel L. Jackson in the upcoming film, Snakes on a Plane.

I love it.

6 Comments:

Chad Martin said...: Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?; 12:49 PM
Chad Martin said...: That purple lightsaber didn't do him much good when he got his friggin' hand chopped off and then blasted into the stratosphere of Coruscant on a wave of lightning bolts.

But you gotta admit...that purple lightsaber did quite a number on Boba's Daddy's friggin' head in AOTC. Only one thing could've made that scene better: right after he decapitates Jango, he screams, "And you will KNOW - my name is the LORD - when I LAY my vengeance UPON THEE!"; 12:46 AM
Anonymous said...: Very Nice, Chadly. Primo.; 1:37 AM
Chad Martin said...: Thank you, sir.; 2:05 PM
Anonymous said...: You are RIGHT. HAHAHAHAHAHA!; 2:03 PM
Chad Martin said...: Write on, brother.; 4:04 PM