Sorry, I know it's been a while but we have been busy with budgeting, script revisions and most importantly, financing. We have decided however, to crew the following positions:
Location Manager Casting Director Sound Mixer Boom Operator Hair & Makeup Script Supervisor Production Manager Production Assistants
We will have more information on these positions soon, and will post formal advertisements in the City Pages and the Minnesota Film Board Hotline.
Alright, I probably don't qualify for any of those. I have absolutely no experience in any of those areas. I will keep checking back to make sure you don't hire someone else to get coffee and so forth. Tales have been told of my knack for fetching drinks and cheese puffs and what not.
Well, I do run a boom. I guess I failed to remember that I am trained in the fine art of boom holding. As they say "its all about smiles and cries". Those of you who don't know what that line is from should probably burn in hell. I will tell you what its from before you go. Training Day. Yep, only one of the greatest films ever presented to the public. Really.
Who in the name of Holy Mother Mary is Randy Tisdell?
Anthony M. McCovey was the boom operator for Training Day.
Actually, JB, don't belittle yourself so much. I think you're more than qualified to handle some of these positions. In fact, if you wish, Nick and I would be glad to hand over our duties and allow you to take control of everything.
How does this sound: you can be the Director, Director of Photography, Producer, Writer & Editor! AND you can get us cheese puffs!
I prefer the work of David Halbert. He was the masterful boom operator for 1997's "Boogie Nights". I think the boom was actually in a shot though- no wait, that was Mark Wahlberg's huge prosthetic penis. My bad.
I will tell you what Martin. You better watch your attitude. If I am so inclined I might just bankroll my own film and compete against you guys. Ooooh. That would be trouble. It would be a film about eating, gazing at walls and self-pleasuring. AKA the epic story of my life.
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Alright, I probably don't qualify for any of those. I have absolutely no experience in any of those areas. I will keep checking back to make sure you don't hire someone else to get coffee and so forth. Tales have been told of my knack for fetching drinks and cheese puffs and what not.
Well, I do run a boom. I guess I failed to remember that I am trained in the fine art of boom holding. As they say "its all about smiles and cries". Those of you who don't know what that line is from should probably burn in hell. I will tell you what its from before you go. Training Day. Yep, only one of the greatest films ever presented to the public. Really.
Great booming in Training Day...
YES. Yes that was some fine work by Randy Tisdell.
Who in the name of Holy Mother Mary is Randy Tisdell?
Anthony M. McCovey was the boom operator for Training Day.
Actually, JB, don't belittle yourself so much. I think you're more than qualified to handle some of these positions. In fact, if you wish, Nick and I would be glad to hand over our duties and allow you to take control of everything.
How does this sound: you can be the Director, Director of Photography, Producer, Writer & Editor! AND you can get us cheese puffs!
I prefer the work of David Halbert. He was the masterful boom operator for 1997's "Boogie Nights". I think the boom was actually in a shot though- no wait, that was Mark Wahlberg's huge prosthetic penis. My bad.
I will tell you what Martin. You better watch your attitude. If I am so inclined I might just bankroll my own film and compete against you guys. Ooooh. That would be trouble. It would be a film about eating, gazing at walls and self-pleasuring. AKA the epic story of my life.
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